randy | An Amusing Exchange Between James And I

The following exchange happened on Twitter…

Me: My iPod radio transmitter thingy died. I’m forced to listen to regular radio. Someone save me!!!

James: I’ll sing to you over Twitter.

Me: please don’t. Lol.

James: Iiiiiiiimmm saaaailiiiing awaaaaay…..

Me: from those 3 little words I’ve now gone deaf, blind and dumb. This doesn’t bode well for the math class I’m about to start

James: 2+2 = chair. If dwayne has three apples and Johnny has none, dwaynes a damn thief.

Me: I’m totally double checking that first equation w/ teacher. Know the second is right.

James: if Dwayne has one bicycle and Johnny has none that means Johnny just got robbed.

Me: no, we’re doing % right now..

James: amount I make divided by what the government steals times 100 equals how much I got screwed.